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ADN News is a satirical publication. We do not have an actual newsroom, bureau, or foreign correspondents stationed in Jerusalem (though Norman has applied twice). This form is for community engagement, story ideas, and theological questions only.

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Have you spotted a prophecy conference, blood moon watch party, or Antichrist identification event that deserves coverage? We want to hear about it. Our editorial team reviews all submissions and will reach out if your tip leads to a story.

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